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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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illusionfusion:

 
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~   Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)
elisebrown:

Play of Sunlight, Los Angeles, 1912 
Louis Fleckenstein
 Museum of Photographic Arts
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'cause its my bird day. Gift from me to me. (at El Homo)
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One of Chicago’s finest phallic structures. (at Chicago Water Tower)
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